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Most of us have been on the receiving end of inappropriate comments and sometimes\u00a0what has been said is so unbelievable it\u2019s enough to render us speechless.\u00a0<\/strong>We\u2019re not quite sure whether or not we should respond.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
Often we freeze because we are not used to handling inappropriate, harsh, or (sometimes) mean comments. But what if there were a way you could learn a few responses and keep them up to your sleeve for the next time you are faced by someone who oversteps the boundaries?<\/strong><\/p>\n
These 50 witty responses written below could prove helpful for tackling one of those inappropriate comments.<\/strong> Before mentioning these responses, be mindful of the fact that exploring <\/span>humor<\/span> along the boundaries of appropriateness and relatability is an art form. <\/span><\/p>\n
Comic timing is important when it comes to being witty and once mastered, can make your social interactions effortless and smooth. With that said, let\u2019s start with these 50 quick, witty responses to inappropriate comments<\/strong><\/span>:<\/strong><\/p>\n
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\n1 | I think I am trying way too hard to be nice if you could be saner things would be easier.\u00a0(<\/em>When someone’s\u00a0irritating).<\/em>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n2 | Welcome to planet EARTH,\u00a0(<\/em>if\u00a0they\u2019re\u00a0trying to shame\u00a0you for something normal\/common).\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n3 | I think that wasa \u201cHuman Thing,\u201d don\u2019t we all do that?<\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n4 | \u201cWhen are you getting married? You\u2019re of age now\u201d, reply “Well, I think everyone is not as lucky as you are\u201d\u00a0(if they are married, they\u2019ll keep quiet, if they\u2019re single,<\/em> they\u2019ll shut up)<\/em>.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n5 | If only I loved anything more than my bed.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n6 | I hope you have as good a day as the vibes that you carry\u00a0(if someone is acting\u00a0toxic).\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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\n7 | I wonder why\u00a0<\/span><\/span>you have<\/span><\/span>\u00a0not been calle<\/span><\/span>d<\/span><\/span> by CSI yet, given your talent for digging up dirt <\/span><\/span>Hmm\u2026 (when <\/em><\/span><\/span>they\u2019re trying to be very nosy<\/span><\/span><\/em>)<\/em>.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n8 | If only you knew the word APPROPRIATE, anyway<\/span><\/span>…\u00a0<\/span><\/span>(start with your conversation).<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n9 |\u00a0Now I almost\u00a0<\/span><\/span>wish I could<\/span><\/span>\/should<\/span><\/span>\u00a0have<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>(done that).<\/span><\/span>\u00a0(For times when you\u2019re accused<\/em><\/span><\/span>\u00a0of something that you didn\u2019t\u00a0<\/span><\/span>do.)<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n10 | \u201cOnly if my wishes came true, right?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/span>(if you’re constantly being reminded of your failures).<\/span><\/span><\/em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n11 | I<\/span><\/span>\u2019<\/span><\/span>ll get back to you\u00a0<\/span><\/span>if I want to hear tras<\/span><\/span>h talk.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n12 | It takes one to know one. Classic.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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\n13 | Well<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span>\u00a0I hate to break it to you<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span>\u00a0but I think you need to redefine\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u201c<\/span><\/span>FUNNY<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span>\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n14 | Don\u2019t you ever g<\/span><\/span>et tired of being a jerk? Just t<\/span><\/span>ake a break I know how tiring it can be.<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n15 | Well<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span>\u00a0I think opinions are on a lookout for an ambassador, you qualify<\/span><\/span>\u00a0f<\/span><\/span>or\u00a0<\/span><\/span>people who are always eager to pass\u00a0<\/span><\/span>inappropriate comment<\/span><\/span>s.<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n16 | I think you should\u00a0<\/span><\/span>take geography, <\/span><\/span>because<\/span><\/span> you don\u2019t know your boundaries.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n17 | Could you please surprise me by saying something that\u2019s NOT PURE EVIL this\u00a0<\/span><\/span>time?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n18 | Well, I talk like an idiot because\u00a0<\/span><\/span>yo<\/span><\/span>u only\u00a0<\/span><\/span>seem to understand that language.<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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\n19 | There\u2019s nothing else more important in this world that you could be doing with full determination<\/span><\/span>\u00a0than to comment<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n20 | Is it a crime not to give a damn?<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n21| For someone your IQ, you put a lot of thought in<\/span><\/span>to<\/span><\/span>\u00a0it, stretching your brain.<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n22 | Well<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span>\u00a0you clear all doubts about you being stupid when you open that mouth of yours.<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n23 | Read the Room<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span>\u00a0dude! It<\/span><\/span>\u2019<\/span><\/span>s\u00a0<\/span><\/span>evident<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u201cNO ONE CARES!\u201d<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n24 | I wish I could\u2019ve told you<\/span><\/span>\u00a0earlier<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span>\u00a0but I<\/span><\/span>\u2019<\/span><\/span>ve never seen you listen<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span>\u00a0so I assumed you don\u2019t have that capacity<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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\n25 | Could you amaze me by saying something nice for once?<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n26 | I<\/span><\/span>\u2019<\/span><\/span>m not surprised people talk behind your back,<\/span><\/span>\u00a0and<\/span><\/span>\u00a0it<\/span><\/span>\u2019<\/span><\/span>s so obvious.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\n27 | Remember the time I said you are the coolest and smartest guy? (<\/em><\/span><\/span>